Today I am hosting author Penny Estelle. Learn more about Penny and her various works.
City Girl’s Trip Down Reality Lane – Part 2
One of the first things we did after purchasing our 54 acres
in the middle of nowhere was sink a well.
But before that could actually happen, we were told, by the gentleman
drilling our well, to hire a witcher to find the best spot. There was no joking smirk, or even a look of
amusement. This guy was dead serious and
gave us several names to choose from.
So I call one of the names, from this point on he will be
known as witch guy, and he comes right out.
I got to say; he looked just like any ordinary Joe Blow on the street.
He’s holding a slim 2-foot metal rod in each hand and starts walking our
property. The story goes when the rods cross each other, you’ve hit pay
dirt! He stops at a spot, not far from
where we are planning to build and declares, “Here’s your water.”
I’ve never been a person to hide my skepticism and my
expression must have spoken volumes.
“You don’t seem convinced,” says witch guy. “Do you want to try it?”
I took the rods, held them so they layed lightly on my
finger tips and walked over the area.
Like magic, those rods crossed on their own. “Did you go to witch school for this?” He patiently explained how he had been an
apprentice to another witcher and learned the craft that way. (Folks, they do walk among us!)
“Do you want to know how many feet you will have to dig to
hit water?” witch guy asked.
Well, of course we did.
He proceeded to rest one rod across his finger and let it bounce on the
ground. That rod bounced 300 times. When all was said and done, we hit water at
275 feet, but they dug to 320 feet.
$10,000 later, we had a hole dug, a casing with a pump installed and a
1500 gallon water tank. I am sure,
without any water bill, we will have that investment recouped in an easy 50 or
60 years. I will say this – the water up
here tastes unbelievably good! As a side
note: We had the water tested and there
were no chemicals or any kind of bacteria found!
Over the years, the trailer Jim was living in became a
hostel for every mouse within five miles of our property. Let me say here and now, I HATE mice! One weekend when I was there, Jim woke up to
me throwing tiny water bottles at a mouse that kept running back and forth on
the kitchen counter. He grabbed his gun
(which was loaded with snake shot) and aimed.
The mouse ran under our tiny futon that we slept on. Jim was looking under that when I noticed the
mouse was walking up the screen door. I
whisper to Jim, “Look, here he is.”
BOOM! It’s true! Snake shot and mouse guts all over and in the
middle of the night! The song, “You Know
You’re a Redneck When” by Jeff Foxworthy was probably written for my husband.
It took about 4 years (or winters) for Jim to lay 2,000
cinder blocks, install windows and doors, have the trusses and roof put
on. Glory Halleluiah! Jim could move out of the Mouse Palace into a
completely enclosed block shell. It was indeed a day of celebration!
Part 3 of my Girl’s Trip Down Reality Lane will be Monday,
July 2. Jim Hatch has been kind enough
to host me so I sure hope you will come back and read more of ..ahum… Livin’
The Dream! http://cookinwithmisshavana.blogspot.com/
If you would like to read Part 1 of my story, it can be
found @ www.pennyestelle.blogspot.com.
If you leave a message today, your name will be entered into
a drawing for a PDF copy of Billy Cooper’s Awesome Nightmare!
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I am so excited to report that Billy Cooper’s Awesome
Nightmare – the Wickware Sagas, is finally out. The Wickware Sagas – stories about a 7/8
grade history teacher, Miss Wickware, gives certain students a little shot in
the arm, when it comes to their book report assignments. They mysteriously end up back in time,
meeting the historical subjects face to face.
How does that happen?
Take Billy Cooper for example. Who the heck is William Tell – and more to
the point, who cares? Old lady Wickware
springs this assignment on Friday afternoon and the dumb thing is due on
Monday. Billy has way too many things to
do over the weekend than to worry about some dude he’s never heard of. Billy has skated by on many assignments with
a quick computer search and this will be no different – until he finds himself
in 14 century Switzerland, in front of William Tell’s house.
Billy Cooper’s Awesome Nightmare is a short eBook for
only 99 cents. It can be found at:
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I have also written a novella called Hike Up Devil’s
Mountain. I am honored to say
according to The Examiner.com, Hike Up Devil’s Mountain is on the
preferred summer reading list for MG/tweens.
This story is in print and eBook version.
Hike Up Devil’s Mountain
http://www.amazon.com/Hike-up-Devils-Mountain-ebook/dp/B0058DE9YC
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/69443
Create Space for Hike Up Devil’s Mountain – printed book
My last MG/tween story is A Float Down the Canal. This is a feel good story for us girls out
there who were always just one of the guys/the underdog/just a good buddy!
A Float Down the Canal
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I can be found @ www.pennystales.com
or www.pennyestelle.blogspot.com
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they leave me a message.